Posting’s pokey.
Your Brooklyn correspondent is MotherSister Orlando this week, having traded the high-priced confines of New York City for the House of The Mouse, where three-quarters of a million dollars will get you more than a studio apartment — a 6-bedroom, 4-bathroom house with a 3-car garage and a swimming pool, in fact. Of course, you also have to drive absolutely everywhere. Can’t have everything, right?